Make Roses Great Again!!

Folks, let me tell you about roses, tremendous roses Nobody knows roses better than me, that's what everyone supposes I have the most beautiful roses, they're really quite amazing All the experts come to see them, absolutely blazing!

We have the red ones, white ones, let me tell you - spectacular The other gardens? Total disasters, not particular My roses are huge, the biggest roses, maybe ever grown Everybody says so, ask anyone, it's widely known!

Now the thorns - very nasty thorns, very nasty pieces But that's like life, folks, sometimes it's not all breezes I know about thorns, I deal with them every day The fake gardening media won't tell you that, no way!

But we're making roses great again, that's what we're doing While other gardens are losing, my roses keep pursuing The most beautiful blooms, and let me tell you why Because we have the best garden people, they really try!

Some people say, "Sir," - they actually call me Sir - "Your roses are incredible," and I have to concur Nobody's ever seen roses like these before We're winning with roses, and we'll keep winning more!

And the fragrance - tremendous fragrance, believe me Other gardens, total failures, but mine? You should see We're doing things with roses nobody thought possible The Deep State Gardeners said it wasn't plausible!